imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear
don’t you mean won
The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug EXTRAS.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN :’)
"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
Marshmallow jut wanted to be a queen this whole time.
This makes me so happy.
what the fuck is this fucking shit
i want it
cards against humanity for the win
This is Cards Against Humanity. I bought one here. It’s a super fun game!!!
They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass
people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
i want to go on cute dates like lay in the grass and talk for hours, walk barefoot through the forest, look for pretty flowers, sit in a tree and laugh until it hurts
my all time favorite tumblr post
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later